Why Is English So Weird? A 12-week, one-on-one course that’s empowering, playful, and sneakily sophisticated.
Terms and Conditions: Why Is English So Weird
Learning Guarantee Active Reader guarantees one grade level of growth within the first eight weeks when all conditions below are met. If your child does not advance a full grade level, you will receive a free month of live sessions and full access to the program ($500 value).
Non-Reader Progress Includes: • Naming and writing lowercase letters • Accurate short-vowel and consonant sounds • Segmenting/blending 2–4 phoneme words • Counting syllables in 1–3 syllable words
Reader Progress May Include: • Advancing one level on oral reading fluency • Improving WCPM by one grade level
Conditions for the Guarantee Learning Environment & Attendance • Student arrives on time • Quiet workspace at a desk or table • No more than six days between sessions • Parent/guardian on camera for first 8 sessions
Required Practice (4 days/week) • Letter formation • Online games • Orthographic Mapping tasks
Scheduling Policies • 24+ hour reschedule: no charge • Same-day reschedule: $25 • Changes within 2 hours: charged as a full session; may affect guarantee if >6 days between sessions
A Note on ADHD Dyslexia and ADHD often overlap. Kids may need breaks, movement, and support. Parent should remain close by for highly active students.
Tools Used • Whiteboard, fresh black marker, eraser • On-screen annotations • Online games; WordWall.com recommended • Movement activities (handstands/headstands) • Optional app: What's Changed? (iPhone/iPad)